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"K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390) 12/01/2015 at 11:14 • Filed to: Quote

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“I found my hidden Christmas gift!”

functionoverfashion > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/01/2015 at 11:17

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You scratched my mirror!

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/01/2015 at 11:19

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The sinkhole Corvettes have nothing on how deep this is buried.

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/01/2015 at 11:21

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Fucking cocaine, always getting everywhere

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/01/2015 at 11:22

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It’s yours if you can un-burry it in 20 minutes or less!!!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/01/2015 at 11:25

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Kid, I hate to tell you this, but your dad gave you a squarehead shovel and not a snow shovel *probably* because he hates you.

EL_ULY > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/01/2015 at 11:25

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“Improved”

BringBackTheCommodore > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/01/2015 at 11:27

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Sometime in 2101: “After months of digging, we found this perfectly preserved relic from the 20th century, which had been presumed totally lost after the fifth ice age in 2021...”

TheHondaBro > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/01/2015 at 11:28

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Archeologists have found a Brazilian diplomat car.

Azrek > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/01/2015 at 11:30

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I am going to turn the defroster on!

Urambo Tauro > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 12/01/2015 at 11:32

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I rather do that than “Rear on the Wrangler” or whatever wacky car-touching endurance contest the local radio station is up to.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Urambo Tauro 12/01/2015 at 12:02

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Are you in Metro Detroit? They JUST did that one like a week or so ago...

Urambo Tauro > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 12/01/2015 at 12:14

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Hell yeah!

I think I’d rather sit on a car than “Make Out with the Mustang” for three days...

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Urambo Tauro 12/01/2015 at 12:15

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I always wondered how they do that and never cared to look into it.

Do you get bathroom breaks? I have a feeling it would get pretty gross after about 5-6 hours.

Urambo Tauro > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 12/01/2015 at 12:22

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I think they get 10 minutes every hour or two? Definitely makes the whole experience less intense, but probably a good idea.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Urambo Tauro 12/01/2015 at 12:27

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Haha, I could totally do that then.

shop-teacher > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/01/2015 at 13:05

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SubmarPorsche!

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/01/2015 at 23:31

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In 1983 one teenager lost his fathers car. 200 years later, after the mini ice age of 2175, a 12 year old makes his greatest discovery.

pip bip - choose Corrour > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 12/02/2015 at 03:27

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breaks out the flame thrower!

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > pip bip - choose Corrour 12/02/2015 at 09:42

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David Tracy will be there to put out the flames on you...